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Published September 27th, 2008

Rest in Peace, Paul Newman

Paul Newman has passed away at age 83. He was not only a fine actor but a philanthropist, raising millions through the food products bearing his name.

Here’s a tribute by Newscoma.

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Movie:The Sting
Director: George Roy Hill
Release Date: 10 January 1974 (Argentina) / Other Countries
Genre: Comedy | Crime
Tagline: Recapture "the STING Experience". REMEMBER HOW GOOD THE FEEL WAS THE FIRST TIME (re-release)
Runtime: 129 min
Awards: Won 7 Oscars. Another 9 wins&6 nominations
Cast: Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Harold Gould, Lee Paul ...
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County: USA
Language: English
Color: Color (Technicolor)
Aspect Ratio: 1.37 : 1
Sound: Mono (Westrex Recording System)
Company: Zanuck/Brown Productions
Certification: UK:A (original rating) | Canada:G (Quebec) | Canada:PG (Manitoba/Ontario) | UK:PG (video rating) | Portugal:M/12 | Australia:PG | South Korea:15 | Brazil:Livre | Argentina:13 | Chile:14 | Finland:K-16 | Netherlands:12 | Norway:15 | Norway:16 (1974) | Peru:14 | Singapore:PG | Sweden:15 | USA:PG | West Germany:12
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Published September 16th, 2008

Bangkok Not-so-dangerous

“The King And I” is showing right now on Turner Classic Movies.

I have nothing whatsoever to say about this; I just really, really wanted to use that post title. ;)

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Movie:The King and I
Director: Walter Lang
Release Date: 29 June 1956 (USA) / Other Countries
Genre: Adventure | Drama | Family | Musical | Romance
Tagline: More Than You've Ever Seen On The Screen!
Runtime: 133 min
Awards: Won 5 Oscars. Another 4 wins&7 nominations
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County: USA
Language: English | Thai
Color: Color
Aspect Ratio: 2.55 : 1
Sound: 4-Track Stereo (Westrex Recording System) | 70 mm 6-Track (70 mm re-release)
Company: Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation
Certification: Iceland:L | USA:G (certificate #17864) | New Zealand:G | Argentina:Atp | Australia:G | Canada:G | Chile:TE | Finland:K-8 | Norway:7 | Peru:PT | Thailand:(Banned) | UK:U
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Published September 6th, 2008

As long as they don’t cross the streams

Who you gonna call?

Published August 20th, 2008

Thou shalt do the dance

Our movie tonight at church was “Evan Almighty,” which I never got around to seeing at the theater, so I was happy to turn out for it tonight. My parents saw it in the theatre and absolutely adore it.

It was, in fact, an awful lot of fun. As a fan of “The Daily Show,” I found it even more fun — not only Steve Carell but Ed Helms and Rachael Harris as reporters, and even fake TDS clips with Jon Stewart making fun of Carell’s character (”EVAN CAN WAIT,” reads the graphic over Stewart’s shoulder).

And of course, Morgan Freeman is …. Morgan Freeman, which is pretty much all you need to say.

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Movie:Evan Almighty
Director: Tom Shadyac
Release Date: 22 June 2007 (USA) / Other Countries
Genre: Comedy | Fantasy
Tagline: A comedy of biblical proportions
User Rating: 28,292 votes, average 5.6 out of 10
Runtime: 95 min | USA:90 min
Awards: 1 win&10 nominations
Cast: Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons ...
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MPAA: Rated PG for mild rude humor and some peril.
County: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Aspect Ratio: 2.35 : 1
Sound: SDDS | Dolby Digital | DTS
Company: Universal Pictures
Certification: Ireland:PG | Hong Kong:I | Malaysia:18PL | USA:PG | Switzerland:7 (canton of Geneva) | Australia:G | South Korea:All | Portugal:M/6 | Netherlands:6 | Taiwan:GP | Singapore:PG | Argentina:Atp | Switzerland:7 (canton of Vaud) | New Zealand:PG | Peru:PT | Finland:K-7 | UK:PG | Germany:6
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Published August 19th, 2008

Joke convergence

It’s interesting to me that there are two different advertisements airing right now referencing the same joke — a restaurant ad using the joke as if it’s current and funny, and a movie trailer mocking the very same joke as a worn-out cliche.

In an ad about the recent remodeling of the Ruby Tuesday restaurant chain, the spokesman pops up next to a restaurant booth and snatches up the Tiffany lamp.

“The 70s called,” he says, replacing the old lamp with a different type. “They want their lamp back.”

Meanwhile, this exchange is featured in the trailers for the movie “The Rocker”:

Robert ‘Fish’ Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia: No, they just called again. They want that joke back.
(Transcript from IMDb)

Published August 6th, 2008

Bee gets an ‘A’

I went into “Bee Movie” tonight with, frankly, low expectations, and enjoyed it much more than I thought I would. It is not a classic in the way that the Pixar movies are, and it’s loaded with pop culture references which will go over children’s heads and which will seem dated five years from now. But it’s goofy, good-natured fun, and some of the pop culture stuff is quite funny, especially Larry King and Ray Liotta poking good-natured fun at their own stereotypes, and Sting — yes, Sting — taking grief from the bees for his stage name. Jerry Seinfeld, who starred in, conceived, co-produced and co-wrote the movie, was obviously having a great time.

And even if they missed some of the humor, the kids at church tonight still found plenty to enjoy about the movie.

My favorite line comes right at the end of the movie. A mosquito character voiced by Chris Rock, who had been seen earlier in the movie, suddenly pops up as a partner in the main character’s law firm.

“You’re a lawyer too?” asks a surprised potential client.

“Ma’am,” answers the mosquito, “I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!”

Our county attorney, whom I see each month at county commission movies, collects lawyer jokes, and I’ll have to see if he’s heard this one.

Published August 6th, 2008

Here’s the buzz

From September through May, my church has a Wednesday night program centered around a catered meal, which is surrounded by various activities including a Bible study, choir practices, children’s activities and what have you.

Some people have wished we could carry the program through the summer months, but with warm weather, longer days and vacations, our attendance drops off below the minimum required by the caterer.

Last year, however, we did start a different Wednesday night program during August: “Movie and a Message.” Each Wednesday night during August, we have a family-friendly movie, a light meal (sandwiches and munchies) prepared by the church, and a very brief devotion or activity emphasizing themes from the movie. Tonight, we’ll start the second season of this with “Bee Movie.” I’m looking forward to “Evan Almighty,” which I never got around to seeing, in two weeks.

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Movie:Bee Movie
Directors: Steve Hickner
Simon J. Smith
Writers:
Jerry Seinfeld (written by) and
Spike Feresten (written by) ...
Release Date: 2 November 2007 (USA) / Other Countries
Genre: Animation | Comedy | Family
Tagline: On November 2 Hold on to your honey
User Rating: 18,005 votes, average 6.4 out of 10
Runtime: USA:90 min
Awards: Nominated for Golden Globe. Another 11 nominations
Cast: Jerry Seinfeld, Renée Zellweger, Matthew Broderick, Patrick Warburton ...
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MPAA: Rated PG for mild suggestive humor, and a brief depiction of smoking.
County: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Aspect Ratio: 1.85 : 1
Sound: Dolby Digital | SDDS | DTS
Company: DreamWorks Animation
Certification: Netherlands:AL | South Africa:A | Sweden:Btl | Canada:G (all jurisdictions) | Finland:K-7 | Argentina:Atp | Singapore:PG | Australia:G | Switzerland:0 (canton of Geneva) | Germany:o.Al. | Malaysia:U | Philippines:G | Switzerland:0 (canton of Vaud) | Taiwan:GP | UK:U (cut) | South Korea:All | New Zealand:G | Brazil:Livre | Ireland:G | USA:PG
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Published August 5th, 2008

Quiz Show confidential

If you saw the movie “Quiz Show,” you’ll want to read this: Charles Van Doren has finally gone public. Fascinating.

Published July 30th, 2008

Moonlight serenade

I’m watching “The Glenn Miller Story” on TCM. I’ve watched it many times before. It’s hokey as all get-out, it’s just as historically inaccurate as most Golden Age entertainment biographies, and June Allyson’s character is so cheery and supportive she’s almost pathological, even for that era.

But, doggone it, it’s hard not to love the movie. Jimmy Stewart is great as always, and he and Allyson (who co-starred together several times) are a great pair. And Harry Morgan (back when he was still billed as “Henry”) is great as well. He looks quite a bit different from his “Dragnet” and “M*A*S*H” characters!

It’s hard not to get choked up at the ending.

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Movie:The Glenn Miller Story
Director: Anthony Mann
Release Date: 8 January 1954 (Japan) / Other Countries
Genre: Biography | Drama | Music | Romance
Tagline: See it and Hear it as Never Before [1980 re-release]
User Rating: 2,492 votes, average 7.2 out of 10
Runtime: 115 min
Awards: Won Oscar. Another 5 nominations
Cast: ...
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MPAA:
County: USA
Language: English
Color: Color (Technicolor)
Aspect Ratio: 1.37 : 1
Sound: 3 Channel Stereo (Western Electric Recording)
Company: Universal International Pictures (UI)
Certification: West Germany:6 (f) | Iceland:L | USA:Approved (PCA #16668) | Australia:G (alternate rating) | Australia:PG | Finland:S | Sweden:Btl | UK:PG
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Published July 25th, 2008

The Gods Must Be Crazy

I was delighted the other day when, at a bargain display near the grocery store checkout, I spotted DVDs of “The Gods Must Be Crazy,” a sublimely funny movie I haven’t seen in many, many years. I snatched one up for $9.99, which is probably about $2 more than the original shooting budget.

I have to explain this movie for those of you who aren’t familiar with it. It was shot by a South African filmmaker, Jamie Uys, and released about 1980. It was very low-budget and never intended for international release, but it just took off somehow. At one point, it actually held the title of the most successful foreign film released in the U.S.

There are two or three interlocking stories, which all merge at the climax. I’ll get to the most famous one in just a moment. One of the other story threads is about a scientist (Marius Weyers), working in remote bush country, whose job is literally studying animal droppings. In reality, he’s a great guy, but he has very little experience with women, and he’s asked to go pick up a former journalist (Sandra Prinsloo) who has decided to give up the pressures of city life for a job teaching at a mission school in the bush. The scientist is attracted to the teacher, which makes him very, very nervous, and within minutes, he manages to give her the false impression that he’s a klutz, a moron and possibly a pervert.

Meanwhile, there’s a subplot about a military coup being planned by a cruel but inept guerilla group.

But the storyline everyone remembers is about a bushman named Xi, played by a real-life bushman named N!xau. In the first few minutes of the movie, we see the daily life of Xi and his tribe — who have no knowledge of the outside world — presented, with narration, like something you’d see on public television or the Discovery Channel. The narrator explains how possessions are shared, and how the bushmen live in harmony with nature and each other. When Xi fires a dart at an antelope to feed his family, he even apologizes to the antelope as it dies.

All of this domestic bliss is disturbed when a pilot in an open-cockpit biplane drops an old-fashioned glass Coca-Cola bottle. It’s the hardest, most amazing and useful thing that Xi and his friends have ever seen — but it’s also the only individual possession they’ve ever known, and that soon causes jealousy and conflict. Soon, Xi is given the task of throwing this evil gift from the crazy gods off the edge of the earth — which, as you may already have guessed, ends up sending him in the general direction of “civilization” as represented by the other two subplots.

The establishing portions of the movie are a little off-beat, but once the plot gets going you will be in stitches.

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Movie:The Gods Must Be Crazy
Director: Jamie Uys
Release Date: 21 August 1981 (Norway) / Other Countries
Genre: Action | Comedy
Tagline: At last, a comedy everyone can laugh with!
User Rating: 11,135 votes, average 6.9 out of 10
Runtime: 109 min
Awards: 2 wins&1 nomination
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County: Botswana | South Africa
Language: English | Afrikaans | Ungwatsi
Color: Color
Aspect Ratio: 2.35 : 1
Sound: Mono
Company: CAT Films
Certification: Iceland:L | South Korea:12 | Argentina:Atp | Finland:S | Germany:12 | Norway:11 (re-rating) | Norway:12 (original rating) | Singapore:PG | Spain:T | Sweden:15 | UK:A (original rating) | USA:PG
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Published July 13th, 2008

Stealing Arizona

Here’s a clip from a very, very funny movie, “Raising Arizona.”

The whole movie is great, but I love Nicolas’ cage’s narration which opens the movie, before the opening credits. It’s so long, by the way, that if you watch the whole movie on Hulu they put a commercial break during this opening narration!

This scene is one of the first things after the opening credits. I don’t know what Hulu’s policy is for these feature clips — I hope the clip still works by the time this post is published!

This post was prepared prior to my Costa Rica trip and is scheduled to be published while I am away.

Published July 4th, 2008

Keanu barada nikto

It’s on YouTube now, but here’s the link to the official 20th Century Fox site with the nice QuickTime trailers for another ill-advised attempt to remake a classic. I have to admit, the trailer is impressive, but …. why?

Published July 4th, 2008

More on WALL-E

Here’s a great review of WALL-E from a United Methodist web site. An excerpt:

Where the movie really shines—and where it is most daring—is in the two leads. Most of Wall•E is completely free of dialogue, leaving the robots and others to express themselves entirely in body language. Wall•E, a perpetual klutz, comes to resemble the lovable losers of the silent-film era.

Published July 3rd, 2008

Good Times

I’m watching a real curiosity: “Good Times.” No, not the mid-70s sitcom with Jimmie Walker, but a 1967 movie starring Sonny and Cher. I thought I’d blogged about it before, but a keyword search for “Sonny” turned up nothing, and I don’t seem to be shy about repeating myself anyway. (I first tried a keyword search for “Cher,” but that turned up posts about everything from Phil Vischer to the Schermerhorn Symphony Center.)

The plot of the movie (and “plot” is overstating it a bit) is that Sonny and Cher, playing themselves, are having angst over whether or not to appear in a movie. Sonny has gotten them into an ill-advised contract with Mordicus, a vaguely-malevolent movie producer played by George Sanders. They’ve either got to come up with their own idea for a movie or they will be forced to appear in a hack script, which they hate, by one of Mordicus’ associates. The movie is mostly a series of tongue-in-cheek fantasy sequences as Sonny and / or Cher imagine different movie genres in which they might appear — western, private eye, Tarzan, et cetera. Most of the sequences are built around musical numbers.

As a movie, it’s sort of cheesy, but considered as a series of music videos, it’s a great period piece. The songs are terrific. It was the directoral debut for William Friedkin, who went on to more serious work in “The French Connection” and “The Exorcist.”

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Movie:Good Times
Director: William Friedkin
Release Date: May 1967 (USA) / Other Countries
Genre: Comedy | Musical
Tagline: Sonny & Cher's ONLY motion picture together!
User Rating: 149 votes, average 4.5 out of 10
Runtime: 91 min
Cast: ...
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MPAA:
County: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Aspect Ratio: 1.85 : 1
Sound: Mono (Westrex Recording System) | Mono
Company: Motion Pictures International
Certification: Iceland:L | Australia:G | Finland:K-8 | Sweden:11
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Published July 3rd, 2008

Wait — I thought that guy was Alfred, the butler

I know some mashups can be kind of lame, but I thought this one — which I saw on the Mental_Floss blog — was both funny and well-executed.