When Staeven Frey was talking about brand marketing, one of the rhetorical questions he asked the audience was how many had an iPhone or iPad, and then how many of the rest ever felt intimidated by not having one.
Well, I was really intimidated at BarCamp. It seemed everyone had a tablet or at least a really nice smartphone. I stopped by one of the vendor booths and they had a giveaway going for two AppleTV boxes. I didn’t enter – in part, because I don’t have the infrastructure to use AppleTV right now, but also because of my crummy phone.
You see, the giveaway involved posing for a photo with some camping equipment which the vendor had brought and set up next to its booth, and then tweeting it with the vendor’s hashtag.
“Just hand me your smartphone, and I’ll take the photo,” said the helpful fellow at the booth.
Well, the smartphone I tore up six weeks ago would have, in theory, been able to post such a photo. The unlocked, out-of-date smartphone I ended up buying to replace it has a camera, but every time I’ve tried to use it to upload a photo to Facebook the camera has crashed. And it’s not even 3G, and I don’t have TwitPic set up on it yet, and so it would have taken me 10 minutes just to get the phone set up to upload a photo to Twitter, and even then I’m not sure it would have done so without crashing.
I mumbled something about how maybe I’d come back and enter the contest later, and wandered off to my next session.
