Jan 23

Vingt mille lieues sous les mers

I have pretty much decided to take a little of my tax refund, in a week or two, and treat myself to the $79 entry-level Amazon Kindle.

Anyway, noodling around the Amazon site in wishful anticipation, I decided to try downloading the Kindle app to my smartphone, just to see how it works and so that I’d already have a Kindle account set up. A smartphone screen is not ideal for long-term reading (as I will point out in a newspaper column about the Kindle platform later in the week), but it actually works quite a bit better than I anticipated.

In order to have a book in my new account, I went to the list of public-domain classics available for free download. My choice was a simple one: “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea,” by Jules Verne. One of my favorite books as a child, and one I dearly wish I still had, was a terrific annotated edition of this classic. In the margins of the book, the editors would provide helpful definitions and illustrations of the many places and different types of aquatic life mentioned in the book, and would point out passages in which Verne predicted technology that would not exist until decades after the 1870 novel was published.

Anyway, I hadn’t read the book in years, and it seemed like something I’d enjoy revisiting. I started reading it on the smartphone, just to see how it worked, and I’ve gotten about a third of the way through the book just this evening.

I also downloaded the free sample of my own Bad Self-Published Novel, which is available on Kindle. When I get the device, I’ll probably spring for the actual novel, knowing that I’ll eventually get back some of the purchase price. To my knowledge, even though the novel has been available on Kindle since the get-go, I haven’t sold any Kindle copies of it.

Nov 27

The greatest invention ever!

I found out about this from the Mental_Floss blog:

Amazon is selling a Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. The actual, logical use of such a desk is for truckers or business people who live out of their vehicles and can use this desk when they’re parked.

But the first impression you get when hearing about the product is something different, and so there have been a number of parody reviews posted by smart-alecks at the Amazon.com site based on that premise:

This has been a total lifesaver. It allows me to prop my sheet music against the wheel, allowing me to play the guitar with both hands while driving.

There are quite a few reviews; you can narrow down the number, as Mental_Floss suggests, by looking at just the 5-star and 4-star rated reviews. Some of them are pretty funny.

Dec 14

A shameless request

If you have read the novel, and if you have an Amazon.com account, can you do me a favor? Rate the novel on the five-star scale. Be honest; even a lukewarm review makes it look a little less like, well, a self-published book. I’m not asking you to actually write a review unless you want to; just click the star widget.

A shameless request

A shameless request

Dec 13

Holiday spirit for free

Here’s a bargain: Amazon is offering 25 days of free Christmas MP3s. You do have to have a credit card, as if you were purchasing an MP3, but there’s no charge.

I like “Elf’s Lament,” by the Barenaked Ladies.

Between these free downloads and a holiday CD Christmas card I received today — what a great idea! — I have beefed up the Christmas playlist on my little MP3 player so that I can take it to work Monday and play it on my external speakers.

Dec 26

To clarify

I stated in the last post that I disapprove of the programs in which people are paid to blog about a particular business, deceptively, as if it were unsolicited praise. I do; I think they’re sleazy. However, I do want to clarify that I have no problems with people, including me, monetizing their blogs in other ways. I have a CafePress account which sells official Lake Neuron merchandise and an Amazon Associates account through which I get a commission when people buy items after following a link from my blog. If you were to click on the little image of Steve Martin’s book in my post from last night, and buy a copy, I would eventually get a commission. (This program generates very little traffic for me, and so it takes several years for me to get to the $10 threshhold at which Amazon will actually send me money.) But nobody paid me to endorse Steve Martin’s book or blog about it. I decided to blog about it, and then as an afterthought I put a link to the book on the post, partly as an illustration and as a service to readers who might be interested in buying it. I don’t think that’s the same thing.