Feb 28

There may not be such thing as a free lunch, but …

In 2007, for National Novel Writing Month, I wrote a book called “Soapstone,” a work of fiction that drew heavily on my experiences on foreign mission trips to Kenya. I thought about marketing it, but I knew it wasn’t perfect, and the former professor of mine who promised to look at it and give me advice never did so. The following year, a publish-on-demand concern gave NaNoWriMo participants the chance to get a free proof copy, and I thought it might be fun to self-publish the novel.

It has been fun. I’ve probably sold about 100 copies – 35 online and the rest in person. I have been given to referring to it lately as “my bad self-published novel,” and it’s the nature of self-published stuff to be a little self-indulgent, but the truth of the matter is there are parts of it and things about it that I’m quite proud of. I also think I have another novel in me somewhere, one that maybe I can get more serious about editing and publishing.

Sales have slacked off lately, and I haven’t been actively trying to market the thing. I was debating at the end of 2011 whether or not to drop my publisher’s “pro plan” (you pay an annual fee in return for higher per-copy profits and other benefits), but they did away with the pro plan and upgraded everyone, saving me the decision.

Meanwhile, of course, I’ve bought a Kindle . I’ve enjoyed it, and I’ve benefitted greatly from various offers of free or deeply-discounted books.

I had set “Soapstone” up for Kindle sales way back when it was first published, but I don’t think I’ve sold any that way. Now that I’m a Kindle customer, I decided the book might be a dollar or two overpriced, and that led to me going onto the Kindle publishing site and making some changes in how the book was set up there. In addition to reducing the price, I switched the book from one marketing plan to another, and the second plan allowed me to give the book away for free for up to a certain number of days each year, if I think I can get some promotional benefit from it.

So I’ve decided to celebrate Leap Day, and how much I’m loving my Kindle, I will offer “Soapstone” for free all day tomorrow, Feb. 29. Amazon’s sales periods are based on the Pacific time zone, so the sale will run from midnight to midnight PST, or 2 a.m. to 2 a.m. Central time.

By the way, the changes I made this week also mean that the book can be borrowed anytime for free from the Kindle Owners Lending Library if you have an Amazon Prime account.

If you don’t own a Kindle yet, you can still benefit from this. There are free Kindle apps that will allow you to read Kindle books on your smartphone or your desktop or laptop computer. While I was waiting for my tax refund to arrive so that I could order my Kindle, I used the Windows Phone app to read two Jules Verne novels on my smartphone, and it was actually a lot better than I’d imagined it would be. (The Kindle is still way better.)

Please feel free to pass this deal along to your friends with Kindles. I have been following some of the web sites that list and link to free Kindle books, and I’m not sure exactly how they work, so I don’t know if my book will turn up on any of them or if I need to specifically ask them to list it. (If it’s the latter, I may have another free day later in the year, and promote it properly.) It will be fun to share the book with a wider community.

All I ask in return is that if you decide to buy a Kindle, you come here and click on one of the Amazon links on this site. It won’t affect your price, but I’ll get a commission.

 

Jan 23

Vingt mille lieues sous les mers

I have pretty much decided to take a little of my tax refund, in a week or two, and treat myself to the $79 entry-level Amazon Kindle.

Anyway, noodling around the Amazon site in wishful anticipation, I decided to try downloading the Kindle app to my smartphone, just to see how it works and so that I’d already have a Kindle account set up. A smartphone screen is not ideal for long-term reading (as I will point out in a newspaper column about the Kindle platform later in the week), but it actually works quite a bit better than I anticipated.

In order to have a book in my new account, I went to the list of public-domain classics available for free download. My choice was a simple one: “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea,” by Jules Verne. One of my favorite books as a child, and one I dearly wish I still had, was a terrific annotated edition of this classic. In the margins of the book, the editors would provide helpful definitions and illustrations of the many places and different types of aquatic life mentioned in the book, and would point out passages in which Verne predicted technology that would not exist until decades after the 1870 novel was published.

Anyway, I hadn’t read the book in years, and it seemed like something I’d enjoy revisiting. I started reading it on the smartphone, just to see how it worked, and I’ve gotten about a third of the way through the book just this evening.

I also downloaded the free sample of my own Bad Self-Published Novel, which is available on Kindle. When I get the device, I’ll probably spring for the actual novel, knowing that I’ll eventually get back some of the purchase price. To my knowledge, even though the novel has been available on Kindle since the get-go, I haven’t sold any Kindle copies of it.

Nov 27

The greatest invention ever!

I found out about this from the Mental_Floss blog:

Amazon is selling a Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. The actual, logical use of such a desk is for truckers or business people who live out of their vehicles and can use this desk when they’re parked.

But the first impression you get when hearing about the product is something different, and so there have been a number of parody reviews posted by smart-alecks at the Amazon.com site based on that premise:

This has been a total lifesaver. It allows me to prop my sheet music against the wheel, allowing me to play the guitar with both hands while driving.

There are quite a few reviews; you can narrow down the number, as Mental_Floss suggests, by looking at just the 5-star and 4-star rated reviews. Some of them are pretty funny.

Dec 14

A shameless request

If you have read the novel, and if you have an Amazon.com account, can you do me a favor? Rate the novel on the five-star scale. Be honest; even a lukewarm review makes it look a little less like, well, a self-published book. I’m not asking you to actually write a review unless you want to; just click the star widget.

A shameless request

A shameless request

Dec 13

Holiday spirit for free

Here’s a bargain: Amazon is offering 25 days of free Christmas MP3s. You do have to have a credit card, as if you were purchasing an MP3, but there’s no charge.

I like “Elf’s Lament,” by the Barenaked Ladies.

Between these free downloads and a holiday CD Christmas card I received today — what a great idea! — I have beefed up the Christmas playlist on my little MP3 player so that I can take it to work Monday and play it on my external speakers.

Dec 26

To clarify

I stated in the last post that I disapprove of the programs in which people are paid to blog about a particular business, deceptively, as if it were unsolicited praise. I do; I think they’re sleazy. However, I do want to clarify that I have no problems with people, including me, monetizing their blogs in other ways. I have a CafePress account which sells official Lake Neuron merchandise and an Amazon Associates account through which I get a commission when people buy items after following a link from my blog. If you were to click on the little image of Steve Martin’s book in my post from last night, and buy a copy, I would eventually get a commission. (This program generates very little traffic for me, and so it takes several years for me to get to the $10 threshhold at which Amazon will actually send me money.) But nobody paid me to endorse Steve Martin’s book or blog about it. I decided to blog about it, and then as an afterthought I put a link to the book on the post, partly as an illustration and as a service to readers who might be interested in buying it. I don’t think that’s the same thing.