Turning frozen pizza on its axis

I bought a couple of frozen pizzas a couple of weeks ago — the brand is “Ristorante,” with the manufacturer being “Dr. Oetker.” The packaging boasts that “Ristorante is Italy’s #1 Frozen Pizza.” The parent company, Dr. Oetker, is based in Germany. It sounds odd that the number one frozen pizza in Italy would be from a German company, but then again I’m guessing they don’t eat a whole lot of frozen pizza there. The pizza’s not bad — the mushroom, which I had a week ago, had a much more intense mushroomy taste than you normally find in frozen pizza, which can be good or bad depending on your preference. (I liked it.) I’m about to put a pepperoni-and-ham model in the oven.