Secret identity

I’m watching an old “Green Hornet” serial on TCM. (The guide on DirecTV got confused and thinks it’s an episode of the late-60s TV show, concurrent with “Batman.”)

Between Britt Reid, Peter Parker and Clark Kent, I’m feeling a little guilty that I, as a newspaperman, don’t have a crime-fighting secret identity.

Of course, if I did have a crime-fighting secret identity, that’s just what I’d say to throw you off the scent.