Not for killing ants

Last year, I noted a steering wheel-mounted desk on It’s a serious product — the type of thing intended to be used by people who live out of their car or truck, and to be used only when the vehicle is parked. But there are many hysterically-funny parody customer reviews from smart-alecks who review the desk as if they use it while driving.

Well, apparently someone noted that you can get uranium ore on Amazon, and once again the smart-aleck parody customer reviews are a thing of beauty. Go there and read some of them.