I ran across this on YouTube while looking for something else. The copy was obviously written (or at least influenced) by the very creative Carla Webb, wife of Mayor Dennis Webb. Carla shows up as “Goo Goo” late in the video.
For my out-of-town readers, if you’ve never been to Bell Buckle, you need to go. And don’t come to Bell Buckle without giving me a call here in Shelbyville.