I got a new pair of pants for Christmas, and wore them to church today. But they were a little too long, and I found myself stepping on the pant legs. No problem; I’m a resourceful bachelor guy with needle and thread. After lunch, I sat down and began hemming one of the pant legs, turning the leg inside out so that the cuff would be on the inside.

Then I began hemming the other leg. I was just about through with the second leg.

You remember when I told you that I turned the first leg inside out so that the cuff would be on the inside?

It would have been nice if I’d done that to the second leg, too.