If I had known that the great Dave Barry was writing columns from both the Democratic and Republican conventions, I’d have read them as they came out. But I didn’t realize it until one of my brothers mentioned one of the columns.

Today, I read through all of the two week’s worth of columns. My favorite was the one about Dave and the also-very-funny James Lileks in search of Darryl Hannah and bird porn protestors (don’t ask).