Folk snacks

Yesterday, I bought the Kroger store-brand equivalent of Triscuit crackers, and the brand name is “Weavers.”

Having just watched a documentary on Pete Seeger a few weeks back, several slogans for this product immediately came to mind:

  • “Weavers: Wasn’t that a cracker?”
  • “This cracker surrounds hate and forces it to surrender.”
  • “Are you now, or have you ever been, a cholesterol-free food?”
  • “Here’s one snack food too tasty to blacklist.”

2 thoughts on “Folk snacks

  1. you have a rye sense of humor.
    (get it wry-rye??)

  2. you have a rye sense of humor.
    (get it wry-rye??)

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