Folk snacks
Yesterday, I bought the Kroger store-brand equivalent of Triscuit crackers, and the brand name is “Weavers.”
Having just watched a documentary on Pete Seeger a few weeks back, several slogans for this product immediately came to mind:
- “Weavers: Wasn’t that a cracker?”
- “This cracker surrounds hate and forces it to surrender.”
- “Are you now, or have you ever been, a cholesterol-free food?”
- “Here’s one snack food too tasty to blacklist.”
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