A political endorsement from your friends at Lake Neuron

Posted by John
December 28, 2007

Every now and then, America produces a great leader — a person of vision, courage, and integrity. Until that leader shows up, why not elect Dave Barry as our president?

– from the official campaign web site, which still lists the date as “2004.” But, make no mistake about it, he’s running again in 2008.

Here is 2/5 of Dave’s stirring Contract With America:

1. If I am elected, within 100 days of taking the oath of office, I will return from vacation to check the mail.

2. Unless I am winning at the slot machines.

Honestly, how can you not vote for him?

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  • He has my vote already. I've actually been endorsing him on my blog for several months now. His campaign theme song is "Kung Fu Fighting"...I'm sure the man can lead our nation to great things (or maybe not, but he'll be fun to watch....)
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