Check out the ‘hand soap’

I look forward to Dave Barry’s Holiday Gift Guide every year and didn’t realize this year’s was out already until Jennifer let me know. Here’s the lead paragraph:

The holiday season is a time when we should ponder the message of the classic tale A Christmas Carol by the great English writer whatshishame. In this story, the miser Ebenezer Scrooge, who cares about nothing but money, is visited in his house on Christmas Eve by three ghosts — the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, and Vice President Dick Cheney. They make Scrooge see the error of his ways by showing him what the town of Bedford Falls would have been like if James Stewart had never been born.

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  • The "hand soap" was freaky....ooooh! I just love Dave Barry...what a nut!
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