Picky, picky, picky

And now, your unnecessarily anal-retentive commercial review of the week.

The new Old Navy commercial drives me crazy. It promotes their women’s sweaters, and in the background there’s this song. Thanks to the Internet, I have discovered that this song is entitled “The Way I Am” and is sung by Ingrid Michaelson. I’m not familiar with Ingrid Michaelson, and so I don’t know if that’s actually her singing in the ad, or if the ad agency got someone else to cover the song. In any case, here are the most notable lyrics from the song as it’s used in the commercial:

If you are chilly, here take my sweater….
Cuz I love the way you call me baby.
And you take me the way I am.

OK, so, here’s my problem. Who is offering their sweater, and to whom? The woman we see on screen (and she is a beautiful woman, so I should probably just shut up and keep watching) is wearing what are clearly women’s sweaters. Speaking on behalf of men, I have to say that we would freeze to death in the Yukon before putting on one of these sweaters, even if it were offered to us by the woman in the Old Navy commercial.

But of course, how many couples do you know where the guy gets chilly and the gal offers him a sweater, Old Navy or otherwise? I’ll tell you how many: zero.

The other possibility, I suppose, is that the song is supposed to refer to one woman offering another woman a sweater because she loves the way the second woman calls her “baby.” If so, that doesn’t match up with the visuals, which clearly feature a man and a woman. (Although, in the visuals, no one offers their sweater to anyone.)

It’s at times like these, that I have to sing another song — a theme song — which contains these wise words:

“Repeat to yourself, ‘It’s just a show — I should really just relax.’”

4 thoughts on “Picky, picky, picky

  1. I am so glad that you researched that song. I’ve never thought about the lyrics that much, but THAT tune just plays over and over again in my head!!

    BTW, there IS one of those sweaters that I’m particularly fond of…must resist…must resist!

  2. I am so glad that you researched that song. I've never thought about the lyrics that much, but THAT tune just plays over and over again in my head!!

    BTW, there IS one of those sweaters that I'm particularly fond of…must resist…must resist!

  3. I’ll loan you my sweater anytime you need one, John!

  4. I'll loan you my sweater anytime you need one, John!

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