The “R” is for “risque,” apparently

I know I’ve bent my no-blogging-about-work rule all to heck this month, but this story was too good to pass up.

My editor took a call an hour or so after press time today from an irate customer who was furious about the photo on page 6A.

“I had to tear out that photo before I let my children look at the newspaper,” she said.

The photo in question was not taken by our staff. It was submitted by the members of a local organization who had attended an out-of-town banquet. One of the women (and only one) was wearing a low-cut dress. It was, I will have to admit, a very low-cut dress. Our editor tried to placate the woman as best she could, pointing out that we didn’t take the photo.

What was the offending organization, you might wonder? Who were the coven of exhibitionists trying to despoil the previously-spotless minds of our nation’s teenage boys?

Why, the Daughters of the American Revolution, of course.

The DAR: it’s all about the cleavage.

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  • http://happyfamilyathome.blogspot.com/ Jennifer

    John, I was reading the paper and my mouth fell open about the same time the paper fell open to that page. You couldn’t miss it, you know? I was sitting on the bed, and my husband, sitting next to me, said, “What?”
    “In the paper,” I said, …”there is a PICTURE…”
    “I saw that!” he said. “You mean the woman with her boobs hanging out? I didn’t mean to look, but how could you NOT see that? If I was her husband I’d be furious!!”
    Uh, yeah….that’s the one….goodness! Those DAR women have some good times, don’t they?

  • http://happyfamilyathome.blogspot.com/ Jennifer

    John, I was reading the paper and my mouth fell open about the same time the paper fell open to that page. You couldn’t miss it, you know? I was sitting on the bed, and my husband, sitting next to me, said, “What?”
    “In the paper,” I said, …”there is a PICTURE…”
    “I saw that!” he said. “You mean the woman with her boobs hanging out? I didn’t mean to look, but how could you NOT see that? If I was her husband I’d be furious!!”
    Uh, yeah….that’s the one….goodness! Those DAR women have some good times, don’t they?

  • http://artruch.wordpress.com Art Ruch

    John, I’m having trouble with my imagination right now. Can you please post the offensive pic???

  • http://artruch.wordpress.com Art Ruch

    John, I’m having trouble with my imagination right now. Can you please post the offensive pic???

  • http://www.newscoma.wordpress.com newscoma

    Getting calls like this wears me out. But it’s usually funny in retrospect. One of the pagination technicians needed a picture to go with a pet story once and thought she found a great photo of two dogs playing.
    John, they weren’t playing.
    I was at a meeting that day and didn’t see it before it went to the press.
    The phone calls were quite amazing.

  • http://www.newscoma.wordpress.com newscoma

    Getting calls like this wears me out. But it’s usually funny in retrospect. One of the pagination technicians needed a picture to go with a pet story once and thought she found a great photo of two dogs playing.
    John, they weren’t playing.
    I was at a meeting that day and didn’t see it before it went to the press.
    The phone calls were quite amazing.

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  • http://www.gavoweb.com gavin

    of course art asks for visual confirmation!

  • http://www.gavoweb.com gavin

    of course art asks for visual confirmation!

  • http://www.gryfalia.com Kristi

    No, not cleavage! :shock: What IS this country coming to? :lol:

  • http://www.gryfalia.com Kristi

    No, not cleavage! :shock: What IS this country coming to? :lol:

  • http://locustsandhoney.blogspot.com John

    DAR — why, it’s as bad as a UMW convention!

  • http://locustsandhoney.blogspot.com John

    DAR — why, it’s as bad as a UMW convention!

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