Lake Neuron

McSweeney’s has the order of worship for the church of Carl Kasell, whose voice I would still like to have on my home answering machine.

UPDATE: As of 2:45, McSweeney’s had inexplicably replaced the piece which was supposed to be linked above with a different humor piece from their files. I don’t know whether this was intentional or a computer glitch. Their permalink structure includes the author’s name, and even though the permalink still has the name of the original author, it now links to a piece by a different author. I can’t think of anything offensive or litigious about the piece that would have caused it to be pulled, however.

Tags: Religious humor