Some selected Steven Wrightisms
- Sometimes I talk to myself fluently in languages I’m unfamilar with.
- The universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.
- Imagine OshKosh straightjackets, for little insane children.
- She lived in a beautiful house. It had cathedral floors. When you walked in, you just fell into the middle.
- You know, the Earth is bipolar.
- My dog has a web site. All it is is naked cats.
- In school they told me “practice makes perfect,” and then they told me “nobody’s perfect,” so I stopped practicing.
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