It’s a little-known fact that a man wearing giant yellow wooden shoes is irresistible to women, particularly if the shoes match his shirt.
When this photo was taken, it had been about 30 hours since I’d slept or showered (except for a brief catnap on the Nairobi-Amsterdam flight) and so I’m sure I was giving off lots and lots of pheromones.
At least, I think they were pheromones.